Godzilla vs. Geisha: Your Tokyo Survival Kit
WARNING: Shibuya scramble crossing will hijack your senses. That moment when traffic lights blink red? Thousands of salarymen pour across the street like Pac-Man ghosts. Pro tip: grab melon pan from “Sakuraya Bakery” and watch chaos unfold from 6F Tsutaya terrace – flaky crust showers sugar down your shirt as city screens scream J-pop.
Akihabara Cheat Codes
» Find gashapon UFO catchers: Hint – basement of Radio Kaikan
» Maid café password: Whisper “tenshi power” for unreleased character merch
» Hidden retro game bar: Red curtains next to Donki in Chuo-dori
7 Deadly Sins of Eating
- Tsukiji Auction Afterparty: Tuna collar at “Sushizanmai” at 5am
- Golden Gai Danger: Snake venom sake chased with squid jerky
- Yurakucho Arches: Unagi crackling under train track tremors
Stealth Pilgrimages
• Senso-ji at dawn: Sweeping monks kick up incense before tour buses
• Yanaka Ginza Cats: Bring bonito flakes to bribe feline landlords
• Meguro River Tunnel: Spray-painted Hello Kitty beside Kanji graffiti
Local Status Syndrome
✓ Hold purse strap facing body on JR Line – theft-proof pose
✓ Coin lockers swallow luggage at Shinagawa Station
✓ Konbini ninja move: Lawson’s fried chicken + hot sweet potato = hangover nuke